Funny Opossum Shirt, Fueled by Coffee and Questionable Decisions Tee

Fueled by coffee and questionable decisions.

Because some days, surviving on caffeine and questionable judgment is an accomplishment all by itself.

Meet the newest member of our Vintage Mischief collection: a wonderfully disheveled opossum who has clearly decided that productivity can wait until after another cup of coffee.

Questionable Decisions combines lifelike wildlife illustration, beautifully weathered vintage details, and a generous helping of relatable humor.

At the heart of this delightfully unconventional artwork, a rather round opossum lounges comfortably in an oversized antique armchair.

Above the illustration, the phrase Fueled by Coffee and Questionable Decisions combines expressive vintage script with bold, distressed serif lettering.

Warm rusty-copper script contrasts beautifully against the deep weathered teal typography, creating the appearance of an antique advertisement with a mischievous modern twist.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) feel

- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline

- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth look

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape

- Ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors